Monday, March 20, 2006

Jay Lassiter, Porn*Star!

I just got an email from one of my readers asking if I'm still working as a porn star. Once I picked my jaw off the floor, I read on. Aparently there is another Jay Lassiter out there. And yeah, he is a porn star whose credits include such titles as "2 in the Can," "ASSociations," and "Mexicunts" among others. With nearly thirty movies on his resume, it's safe to say that this guys is a real, ummm, giant in his field.
If you Google my name (Jay+Lassiter) you can find me (and this blog) pretty easily. In fact, I just Google'd myself, and there I am right there at the top of the page. My porn star doppleganger (see pic, with costar "Natalya") is #4 on the list. More incriminating is an image search which turns up 3 pages of pornstar-Jay and nothing of me. (sigh)

Now the fact that I have never Google'd myself might imply that I am not as self-sbsorbed as I used to me. But still, I am surprised that my porn-star namesake never surfaced before now.

I still haven't decided how I feel about all this. I mean, it's not like being a porn star is beneath me or anything, but this guy kinda looks like me too which makes is a little freaky. And yet I am still tempted to buy one of his videos!

7 comments:

David Amulet said...

Perhaps, in a twaist of fate you might read about Phoenix's blog, you are caught in a time-space warp in which two parallel universes exist simultaneously. Maybe, just maybe, you are both the blogger we all know and love AND the (semi)famous porn star.

It only gets really weird if you see him in the video ... and find him extraordinarily hot because he looks just like you.

-- david

Sharon GR said...

So, how many google searches have you gotten today for Jay Lassiter, porn star?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Jay. If you think you look even a little like him (based on the photo on your blog) you are only dreaming. But there is nothing wrong with some good healthy dreaming I guess.

Anonymous said...

I still haven't decided how I feel about all this. I mean, it's not like being a porn star is beneath me or anything, but this guy kinda looks like me too which makes is a little freaky.

You know what they say...any publicity is good publicity. :-)

jay lassiter said...

That is still true, Kvatch!

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