NJ Blogger of the Year

There are still a few days to vote for the Screaming Carrot Award, which is given each year to the best liberal blog in New Jersey. I got nominated which is a thrill, as you might imagine. So head on over to Blue Jersey and vote for blogger of the year. I would suggest voting for me and my blog ("Lassiter Space.")

I would say that it's enough just to be nominated alongside such a talented pool of garden state liberals. But that would be a lie. I want to win. And I need your vote.

Since this is a New Jersey based contest, naturally the rules are fluid. At best. Blue Jersey:

You don't have to live in New Jersey to vote. We don't care if you live anywhere. Dead people are people, too. Vote as often as you'd like, or have surrogates pay others to do it for you. Unless you're not white - we hear the cops are monitoring the vote and arresting people. We spent all our money on our new high tech voting system that doesn't keep track of the tally, so if you can hack in and rig the vote, you win - and nobody will ever know or care. Plus, we're all out of money, so it's better for everyone if we just pretend the problem doesn't exist. Shameless self-promotion and mean-spirited mocking of opponents is encouraged and expected. Lawnmowers optional.

So go vote. For me. If your vote can be bought, then leave your demands in the comments section.